Nothing looks as self-satisfied as a contented cat.
BARBARA MERTZMarriage, in my view, should be a balanced stalemate between equal adversaries.
More Barbara Mertz Quotes
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Humor is an excellent method of keeping a tight rein on unproductive displays of emotion.
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If you take a man by surprise, and behave with sufficient arrogance, he will generally do what you ask. -Emerson
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Reputations are shaped not by facts but by prejudices.
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The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal – or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be.
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When men start talking about ‘honor’, there is sure to be trouble ahead.
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The opportunity to lecture had restored my good humor.
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It’s not unsporting to thrash a cowardly cad,’ said Simmons. ‘Everyone knows you don’t fight like a gentleman.’ ‘That might be called an oxymoron,’ Ramses said. ‘Oh–sorry. Bad form to use long words. Look it up when you get home.’ The poor devil didn’t know how to fight, like a gentleman or otherwise.
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Is is difficult to be angry with a gentleman who pays you compliments, even impertinent compliments. Especially impertinent compliments.
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Emerson,’ I said, choosing my words with care, ‘it is a sheer drop from the cleft down to the base of the cliff. If you are bent on breaking your arm or your leg or your neck or all three, find a place closer to home so we won’t have to carry you such a distance.
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When emotion supersedes reason … gullibility must follow.
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Exaggeration is the cheapest form of humor.
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When one is striding bravely into the future one cannot watch one’s footing.
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Writing is like a bird-watcher watching for birds: the stories are there: you just have to train yourself to look for them.
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I sometimes wonder what it would be like to be the respected patriarch of an ordinary English family.” “Very boring, Emerson.
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People who relate what they believe to be new and startling information like to have such information received with exclamations of astonishment and admiration.
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