And I can see Russia from my house.
TINA FEYSeriously, I’ve just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
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If you want to be a screenwriter, take an acting class to get a sense of what you’re asking actors to do. Learning other skills will help you communicate with people and respect what they do.
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To me YES, AND means don’t be afraid to contribute. Always make sure you’re adding something to the discussion. Your initiations are worthwhile.
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Life is improvisation.
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My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
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Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn’t get to be.
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An acting teacher once told me, ‘Greet everything with yes… Even if you abandon one idea for another one, saying yes allows you to move forward.’
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Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
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I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them.
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There are no mistakes only opportunities.
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If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
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When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
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Read! When your baby is finally down for the night, pick up a juicy book like Eat, Pray, Love or Pride and Prejudice or my personal favorite,Understanding Sleep Disorders: Narcolepsy and Apnea.
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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
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