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(Some people say “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.)

Tina Fey

It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.
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It was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his new movie, Revolver. Madonna will play the part of the woman who ruins the film.
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In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history’s worst decisions […].
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There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.
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Gravity”: “It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age.
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
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In order to feel safer on his private jet, actor John Travolta has purchased a bomb-sniffing dog. Unfortunately for the actor, the dog came six movies too late.
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I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.
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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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I don’t like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don’t think that fighting and passion are the same thing.
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In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
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Why are my arms so weak? It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
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To me YES, AND means don’t be afraid to contribute. Always make sure you’re adding something to the discussion. Your initiations are worthwhile.
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A Clinical Study. Taking some time to read each night really taught me how to feign narcolepsy when my husband asked me what my “plan” was for taking down the Christmas tree.
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My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don’t take myself too seriously.
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I hire people that are good, and aren’t crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.
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(Some people say “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.)

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