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I can’t possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody’s business and I’ll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life.

Tina Fey

Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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You can’t control things by being nervous.
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In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
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It’s the same reason I don’t get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time? Yes, they are a natural and beautiful part of the human experience. And so are boobies. But why at the same time?
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Gravity”: “It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age.
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Every kid has something they’re good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.
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My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
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Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying “like” all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.
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Just say yes and you’ll figure it out afterwards.
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So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question: “Is this person in between me and what I want to do?”
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An acting teacher once told me, ‘Greet everything with yes… Even if you abandon one idea for another one, saying yes allows you to move forward.’
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I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.
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In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.
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Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.
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Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
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I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
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I can’t possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody’s business and I’ll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life.

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I can’t possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody’s business and I’ll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life.

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