If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
TINA FEYWhen I turned 50, I looked in the mirror and I thought: “Hey, this isn’t the dress rehearsal, this is life and I don’t know how much longer I’m going to have!”
More Tina Fey Quotes
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I think part of picking where you live in New York is accepting who you are. Really looking at yourself and going, ‘Yeah, I’m not cool enough for the West Village.’
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I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them.
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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
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I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria’s Secret. There would be no Dior.
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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North Korea referred to The Interview as absolutely intolerable and a wanton act of terror.
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If the answer is no, ignore it and move on. Your energy is better used doing your work and outpacing people that way. Then, when you’re in charge, don’t hire the people who were jerky to you.
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When actors are too good-looking, I can’t memorize them. For example, I have never seen a picture of Sienna Miller where I didn’t say, “That girl’s pretty. Who is that?
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You do not have to sleep with a comedian to learn what you’re doing. Male comedians will not like that advice, but it is the truth.
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In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.
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Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn’t get to be.
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When I turned 50, I looked in the mirror and I thought: “Hey, this isn’t the dress rehearsal, this is life and I don’t know how much longer I’m going to have!”
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I’m not that good looking… nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.
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Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.
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