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I prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Joseph and Mary did – Traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted, with no guarantee of a bed when you get there.
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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
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Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy.
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When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
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I got a fan letter on the back of a prison menu. And I remember thinking, ‘Well, they get pie. It’s not so bad. They get pie on the weekends.’ I want to say blueberry and also a Boston cream pie. Not so bad.
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I hire people that are good, and aren’t crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.
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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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Life is improvisation.
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I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
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Even more amazing: not the worst review the movie got.
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MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure?
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You do not have to sleep with a comedian to learn what you’re doing. Male comedians will not like that advice, but it is the truth.
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I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
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It was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his new movie, Revolver. Madonna will play the part of the woman who ruins the film.
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It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
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