I want every day to be the most boring news day ever. I want every day to be about spelling bee champions and baby basketball. It’s better to have no comedy material than a horrific news day.
TINA FEYJust say yes and you’ll figure it out afterwards.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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Even more amazing: not the worst review the movie got.
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A wise friend once told me, ‘Don’t wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.’
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You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person’s nose whenever you see one until at some point they assert: “No, I’m a person. You can’t fix my underpants on the subway.”
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If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace, here they are. No pigtails, no tube tops. Cry sparingly.
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Start with a ‘Yes’, and see where that takes you.
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There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable.
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
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In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.
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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.
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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
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When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
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A Clinical Study. Taking some time to read each night really taught me how to feign narcolepsy when my husband asked me what my “plan” was for taking down the Christmas tree.
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