Anyone else has to come upstairs and see the Shogun. I’m still the Shogun.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALThe problem with kids these days is they don’t have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family in Germany, youth basketball programs gave me something to strive to do my best at.
More Shaquille O'Neal Quotes
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I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.
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No matter where they put people, no matter how they try to promote people, there aren’t too many people in the game today that are on my level on and off the court.
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I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing up.
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The biggest thing that will define my legacy is how I’ve done it, and what I’ve done, and who I am. I’m a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies.
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Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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It’s his show and I’m just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I’m on my way out… I am here to serve your every need, King James.
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Every challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
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When you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.
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They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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Everything happens for a reason.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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