I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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As my great friend Aristotle said, ‘If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.’ I’m not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee.
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Because I grew up with a drill sergeant in my life,
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I think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’
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The day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning
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Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I’m the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.
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I told him I’d think about it and then my pops called and said something like that so I decided to revert back and then.
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I’m on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it’s all up in the medulla oblongata. I’ve got a lot up there. I’ve got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata.
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If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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I’m going to be on a mission. I’ve handled my personal vendettas and handled them well.
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Everybody is not going to like it, but I don’t care if they like or not. I’m Bush, so if they don’t like it resign.
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It’s LeBron’s team. He’s the captain. This is the time in my career where I can fit in. I’m now in the security business. My job is to protect the King, and that’s what I’m here to do.
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I don’t believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.
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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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