I don’t take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALKeep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
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I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I’m not from this planet. Earthlings don’t faze me.
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Anyone else has to come upstairs and see the Shogun. I’m still the Shogun.
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I’m pissed off. ‘Cause I knew I did something wrong. I’ll have a hell of a season if I win the championship and average 20 points a game.
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Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.
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I’m still here. I’m a force to be reckoned with… you have to come take my spot, and not through Twitter and not through the media, come take my spot.
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There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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When I come back, we’ll all need each other to step up our games and do what needs to be done.
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Talk to the guys that ain’t doing nothing, don’t talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.
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I know how to turn the bad into good always.
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The stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
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Przybilla can’t guard me when I’m 27, 37 or 47.
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Excellence is a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.
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Every time that I’ve won a championship I’ve looked at my guys around me and looked at their work ethic and said ‘You know what, I’m going to win it this year. I feel that way now.
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