You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI don’t get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest so the chlorophyll will fill back up and the tree gets its energy back.
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Everybody is not going to like it, but I don’t care if they like or not. I’m Bush, so if they don’t like it resign.
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I’m on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it’s all up in the medulla oblongata. I’ve got a lot up there. I’ve got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata.
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It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win.
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I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?
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Every time that I’ve won a championship I’ve looked at my guys around me and looked at their work ethic and said ‘You know what, I’m going to win it this year. I feel that way now.
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Why don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
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Przybilla can’t guard me when I’m 27, 37 or 47.
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I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
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I’m a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything about it? I played ball, because that’s how I am. I’m true.
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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Keep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
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Before I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
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Stats don’t matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I’m happy. If I score 50, 60 points, break the records, and we lose.
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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