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I’m ready to go. As big men in the league, there are two who have done something special during this millennium. I’m one and Tim Duncan is the other.

Shaquille O'Neal

As a basketball fan, I get sick and tired of people talking about numbers. To me, the world is getting too materialistic.
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Basketball Fan Get Materialistic Number People Sick Talk Too Tried World
I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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Ass Basketball Everyone Go Hand Just Know Let Want
But that is the only thing that slows me down is the system. No one, two or three was big enough to slow me down, only the system. It was the system that slowed me down to make my numbers fall. Not because I am older.
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I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I’m not from this planet. Earthlings don’t faze me.
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Country Earthling Face Faze Flagrant Make never Person Planet
Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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People Country Person Tell Wah
That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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Ask Basketball Dumb Foul Know Lady Question
I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don’t eat Wheaties, so I can’t do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I’d take it right away. Apple Jacks, I’d be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.
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If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
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Act Big Burning Fire Oil Screen
It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win.
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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Always Like No Offeemse Polythagorean Theorem
This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what’s best for them, including me.
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Being that I’m a tropical black man I don’t get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That’s why they call me Sasquatch. There’s no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.
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I beat a lot of teams from the line. You have to have mechanics. But see, what people don’t know about my wrists is my wrists don’t go all the way back.
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Back Basketball Beat Know Line Mechanism People Team Way
A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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Basketball Go Nipple Ouch Pinch Right Say
I’m a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything about it? I played ball, because that’s how I am. I’m true.
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Stay out of the gentlemen’s clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused.
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I’m ready to go. As big men in the league, there are two who have done something special during this millennium. I’m one and Tim Duncan is the other.

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I’m ready to go. As big men in the league, there are two who have done something special during this millennium. I’m one and Tim Duncan is the other.

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