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I’m ready to go. As big men in the league, there are two who have done something special during this millennium. I’m one and Tim Duncan is the other.

Shaquille O'Neal

Stats don’t matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I’m happy. If I score 50, 60 points, break the records, and we lose.
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Basketball Brek Fifty Happy Lose Matter Point Record Score Sixty Star Stat Win
Stay out of the gentlemen’s clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused.
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Club Focus Fun Gentleman Lot Relax Rest Stay Sty
There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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Answer Basketball Figure No Out Pythogorem Theorem Time Well
If I was able to have the game I have and shoot 80% from the line, I’d probably be an arrogant person rather than a humble one.
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Able Arrogant Basketball Eighty Game Human Line One Percent Person Probably Rather Shoot Six
We’re focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it’s not good enough to get you fat. We’re trying to get fat.
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Enough Fat Focus Good People Slice Try Whole
When I come back, we’ll all need each other to step up our games and do what needs to be done.
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Back Does Each Game Need Other Step When Come
I don’t believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.
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Believe Come From Know Meal Next Pressure
A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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Basketball Go Nipple Ouch Pinch Right Say
A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?
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Date Finish Flower Candy Know Lot Mean People Start
I urge all children to listen to their mothers and fathers. My mom was helping out some kids and she didn’t want to call me for all of the money; she only wanted to take care of some of the kids.
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Children Father Listen Mother Urge
I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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Awful Date Finish Guy Pick Quater Single Sir Start
Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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People Country Person Tell Wah
I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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Ass Basketball Everyone Go Hand Just Know Let Want
You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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Ate Bigger Fault Flake Foul Frost Guy Little Make Rule Stronger Wheat
I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
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Aristotle Big Country Person Referee
Some things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up.
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Four Just Look Plus Question Some Thing Try Two Up

I’m ready to go. As big men in the league, there are two who have done something special during this millennium. I’m one and Tim Duncan is the other.

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I’m ready to go. As big men in the league, there are two who have done something special during this millennium. I’m one and Tim Duncan is the other.

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