I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALHe’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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Because I grew up with a drill sergeant in my life,
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Probably a lack of concentration. I always hit them during practice. I just need to concentrate. Even though I should a lousy percentage,
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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Before I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
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Every time that I’ve won a championship I’ve looked at my guys around me and looked at their work ethic and said ‘You know what, I’m going to win it this year. I feel that way now.
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir.
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I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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I really get motivated when I have doubters.
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When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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This is a guy who they would have secret meetings about to change the rules. So, that’s going to be my legacy: the most dominant player ever.
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It’s his show and I’m just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I’m on my way out… I am here to serve your every need, King James.
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Get his master’s in criminal justice, stayed out of trouble. Played for three different teams. Changed three different franchises around.
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