Every challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI don’t take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.
More Shaquille O'Neal Quotes
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I think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’
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I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
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Excellence is a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.
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I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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Probably a lack of concentration. I always hit them during practice. I just need to concentrate. Even though I should a lousy percentage,
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A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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It’s LeBron’s team. He’s the captain. This is the time in my career where I can fit in. I’m now in the security business. My job is to protect the King, and that’s what I’m here to do.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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Anyone else has to come upstairs and see the Shogun. I’m still the Shogun.
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The problem with kids these days is they don’t have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family in Germany, youth basketball programs gave me something to strive to do my best at.
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I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
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Everything happens for a reason.
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I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game… I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer’s table. Ugly people call ugly games.
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I’m just getting better and better. It’s just like a bunch of worker bees protecting the king bee, because I’m not a queen bee. I’m a king bee.
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