A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?
SHAQUILLE O'NEALY’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.
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I’m on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it’s all up in the medulla oblongata. I’ve got a lot up there. I’ve got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata.
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Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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But that is the only thing that slows me down is the system. No one, two or three was big enough to slow me down, only the system. It was the system that slowed me down to make my numbers fall. Not because I am older.
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I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I’m not from this planet. Earthlings don’t faze me.
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It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win.
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I came here with the perfect chemist’s perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go bad or worse.
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A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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Some things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up.
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There was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching TV, they [found each other] and now they’re in San Antonio. So I bought them a little apartment in San Antonio. But I’m doing stuff like that all over.
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It’s sort of like in the movie The Karate Kid when Daniel said he needed Mr. Miyagi. And Mr. Miyagi gave him that confidence to believe he really didn’t. These guys think they really need me right now, but they don’t.
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My motto is very simple. Win a Ring for the King.
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
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I’m going to be on a mission. I’ve handled my personal vendettas and handled them well.
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