Being that I’m a tropical black man I don’t get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That’s why they call me Sasquatch. There’s no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
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A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?
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If I was able to have the game I have and shoot 80% from the line, I’d probably be an arrogant person rather than a humble one.
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We want to win. We want to win big. We want to win the whole thing.
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I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I’m not from this planet. Earthlings don’t faze me.
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Keep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
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Every time that I’ve won a championship I’ve looked at my guys around me and looked at their work ethic and said ‘You know what, I’m going to win it this year. I feel that way now.
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I don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
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I think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’
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I urge all children to listen to their mothers and fathers. My mom was helping out some kids and she didn’t want to call me for all of the money; she only wanted to take care of some of the kids.
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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I really get motivated when I have doubters.
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I don’t believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.
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