Manners are love in a cool climate.
QUENTIN CRISPNever sweep. After four years the dirt gets no worse.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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In England, nobody’s your friend.
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Of course I lie to people. But I lie altruistically – for our mutual good. The lie is the basic building block of good manners. That may seem mildly shocking to a moralist – but then what isn’t?
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Flowers are words even a baby can understand.
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Why get married? For human beings, marriage is such an unnatural state. If you want monogamy, it has been said, you should marry a swan.
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It’s a strange situation, but people will pay your fare to get you to go and tell them how to be happy.
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An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.
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I don’t like peas, and I’m glad I don’t like them, because if I liked them I would eat them and I hate them.
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It’s no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, ‘Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.’ By then, pigs will be your style.
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I’ve never not been famous.
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If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.
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I never spend my time doing anything I’ll have to do again tomorrow.
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The search for a life-style involves a journey to the interior. This is not altogether a pleasant experience, because you not only have to take stock of what you consider your assets but you also have to take a long look at what your friends call “the trouble with you.” Nevertheless, the journey is worth making.
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You don’t have to deal with anyone in America. They accept you the way you are.
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While I have very little to say in favor of sex (it’s vastly overrated, it’s frequently unnecessary, and it’s messy), it is greatly to be preferred to the interminable torments of romantic agony through which two people tear one another limb from limb while professing altruistic devotion.
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However low a man sinks he never reaches the level of the police.
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