Men get laid, but women get screwed.
QUENTIN CRISPNever keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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The measure of woman’s distaste for any part of her life lies not in the loudness of her lamentations (these are only an attempt to buy a martyr’s crown at a reduced price) but in her persistent pursuit of that occupation of which she never ceases to complain.
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Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation of which the filing system has been lost?
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It’s a strange situation, but people will pay your fare to get you to go and tell them how to be happy.
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If a man were to look over the fence on one side of his garden and observe that the neighbor on his left had laid his garden path round a central lawn; and were to look over the fence on the other side of his garden and observe that the neighbor on his right had laid his path down the middle of the lawn.
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Development of character consists solely in moving toward self-sufficiency.
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If Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mr. Edgar Allan Poe directed by Mr. Roger Corman, it could not fully express the pent-up violence and depravity of a single day in the life of the average family.
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The trouble with European cities is that they are drenched in their history, almost all of which is terrible.
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You don’t have to deal with anyone in America. They accept you the way you are.
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An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.
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The search for a life-style involves a journey to the interior. This is not altogether a pleasant experience, because you not only have to take stock of what you consider your assets but you also have to take a long look at what your friends call “the trouble with you.” Nevertheless, the journey is worth making.
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Never sweep. After four years the dirt gets no worse.
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If you truly love me, kill the bartender.
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It is explained that all relationships require a little give and take. This is untrue. Any partnership demands that we give and give and give and at the last, as we flop into our graves exhausted, we are told that we didn’t give enough.
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The trouble with children is that they’re not returnable.
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I take it to be axiomatic that people are revolted by witnessing the shameless gratification of an appetite they do not share.
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