I recommend limiting one’s involvement in other people’s lives to a pleasantly scant minimum. This may seem too stoical a position in these madly passionate times, but madly passionate people rarely make good on their madly passionate promises.
QUENTIN CRISPBecause it is in the nature of things that they become extreme, we have passed down from manliness to cruelty. If I had been told when I was 20 that there was a tavern in the town where the brave and the cruel were gathered together,
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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I like living in one room and have never known what people do with the room they are not in.
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If love means anything at all it means extending your hand to the unlovable.
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The … problem that confronts homosexuals is that they set out to win the love of a “real” man. If they succeed, they fail. A man who “goes with” other men is not what they would call a real man. The conundrum is incapable of resolution, but that does not make homosexuals give it up.
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Ask yourself, if there was to be no blame, and if there was to be no praise, who would I be then?
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It may be true that artists adopt a flamboyant appearance, but it’s also true that people who look funny get stuck with the arts.
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Of course I lie to people. But I lie altruistically – for our mutual good. The lie is the basic building block of good manners. That may seem mildly shocking to a moralist – but then what isn’t?
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I’m happy to say she was laughing while she said it, but she meant it. I’ve never learned to be a candle burning in an empty room. So I go on the screen, and I say whatever I’m told to say.
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Fashion is a way of not having to decide who you are. Style is deciding who you are and being able to perpetuate it.
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However low a man sinks he never reaches the level of the police.
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I never saw Portsmouth by day.
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What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person.
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Politics are not an instrument for effecting social change; they are the art of making the inevitable appear to be a matter of wise human choice.
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Vice is its own reward.
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Never sweep. After four years the dirt gets no worse.
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For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
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