The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
CASEY STENGELThey say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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