Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
CASEY STENGELYou can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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