They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
CASEY STENGELThe only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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