Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
CASEY STENGELTwo hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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