“I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.”

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.

So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

It ain’t over till it’s over

You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

In baseball, you don’t know nothing.

You can’t win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

Records and achievements are made to be broken.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.

How can a you hit and think at the same time?

I used to have this little mouse. I buy birds from the pet store and I let them go.

Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment. Cleverness is mere opinion, bewilderment is intuition.

Buying cheap to save money is like stopping the clock to save time. Neither works.

It’s far better to buy a wonderful company at a fair price, than a fair company at a wonderful price.

When art critics get together they talk about Form and Structure and Meaning. When artists get together they talk about where you can buy cheap turpentine.

The one thing a person wants most in life is usually something basic that money can’t buy.

Money doesn’t buy you happiness, but it buys you a big enough yacht to sail right up to it.

If you buy things you do not need, soon you will have to sell things you need.