I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
RON WHITEI always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.
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I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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