I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
RON WHITEThere’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.
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If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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You can’t fix stupid.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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Comedy is all about the pause.
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There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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