Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
RON WHITEThe next time you have a thought… let it go.
More Ron White Quotes
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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Comedy is all about the pause.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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You can’t fix stupid.
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I’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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