If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
FRAN LEBOWITZIn real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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