I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
YOGI BERRAYou better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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You can’t win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.
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It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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How can you think and hit at the same time?
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I guess I’ve got a smart wife.
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He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
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Doing the little things can make a big difference.
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If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
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Little things are big.
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It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
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If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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I’m glad I was in the Navy.
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I didn’t know much about golf growing up.
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Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
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