Supposedly, summer vacation happens because that’s when the kids are home from school, although having the kids home from school is no vacation. And supposedly the kids are home from school because of some vestigial throwback to our agricultural past.
P. J. O'ROURKEIn our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character.
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Everybody is xenophobic to an extent.
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A fundamental American question is, ‘What’s the big idea?’
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The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you’re rich.
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In its worse forms, conservatism is a matter of ‘I hate strangers and anything that’s different.’
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There is no horizon in Toledo. There are too many trees.
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Finland is a rich country. What have they got? They got Nokia phones and plywood. How’d they get so rich? Because they’re free.
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Nobody is making Americans buy Chinese goods.
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Kuwait City is not gorgeous, actually, but it’s got a kind of Epcot Center thing going for it. It’s not pretty. But it’s striking, I’ll give it that. It’s not as over-the-top as Abu Dhabi or Dubai. But nearly.
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Preachers at black churches are the last people left in the English-speaking world who know the schemes and tropes of classical rhetoric: parallelism, antithesis, epistrophe, synecdoche, metonymy, periphrasis, litotes – the whole bag of tricks.
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The perpetuation of slavery, the exile and extermination of American Indians, and the passage of Jim Crow laws weren’t carried out at the bidding of a few malefactors of great wealth.
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Barack Obama is more irritating than the other nuisances on the Left.
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Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don’t draft people; it’s not jury duty.
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Call a man ‘ignorant,’ and you have license to show the world your vast fund of knowledge and wise him up.
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Southern California is a nice place, if you could cut out the show-business cancer. It just keeps spreading.
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Arab-led Islamic fundamentalism destabilizes nations from Algeria to the Philippines.
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