Term limits aren’t enough. We need jail.
P. J. O'ROURKEYou’re never going to read ‘The Wealth of Nations,’ and you shouldn’t, really. It’s 900 pages.
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Gossip is what you say about the objects of flattery when they aren’t present.
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Everybody is xenophobic to an extent.
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There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
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Finland is a rich country. What have they got? They got Nokia phones and plywood. How’d they get so rich? Because they’re free.
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If you think health care is expensive now, just wait ’til it’s free.
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The minute somebody joins a committee… they immediately suffer from committee brain. They become wildly over-enthusiastic, over-optimistic, over-pessimistic. Committees turn people into idiots, and politics is a committee.
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There isn’t much room for an outsider point of view in print any more.
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People think the free market is a philosophy, they think that it is a creed. It is none of those things. Free market is a bathroom scale, it is a measuring tape, it’s simply a measurement.
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Richard Nixon was the best thing that ever happened to journalism. I mean this guy was wonderful. Just when you thought he could get no worse, he got worse.
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The world is being run by irresponsible spoiled brats.
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Barack Obama is more irritating than the other nuisances on the Left.
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Israel is slightly smaller than New Jersey. Moses in effect led the tribes of Israel out of the District of Columbia, parted Chesapeake Bay near Annapolis, and wandered for forty years in Delaware.
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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
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Hubris is one of the great renewable resources.
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The most brilliant satire of all time was ‘A Modest Proposal’ by Jonathan Swift. You’ll notice how everything got straightened out in Ireland within days of that coming out.
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