Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
FRAN LEBOWITZYour life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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