The young are adept at learning, but even more adept at avoiding it.
P. J. O'ROURKESome people think that welfare reform should have hurt Bill Clinton with black voters.
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I believe in God. God created the world.
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I look around my house, and everything except the kids and dogs was made in China. And I’m not sure about the kids. They have brown eyes and small noses.
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Government proposes, bureaucracy disposes. And the bureaucracy must dispose of government proposals by dumping them on us.
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There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.
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There isn’t much room for an outsider point of view in print any more.
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No industry in living memory has collapsed faster than daily print journalism.
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Fiscal conservatism is just an easy way to express something that is a bit more difficult, which is that the size and scope of government, and really the size and scope of politics in our lives, has grown uncomfortable, unwieldy, intrusive and inefficient.
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People think the free market is a philosophy, they think that it is a creed. It is none of those things. Free market is a bathroom scale, it is a measuring tape, it’s simply a measurement.
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Everybody in the Middle East wants to explain why they’re right.
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Once you’ve built the big machinery of political power, remember you won’t always be the one to run it.
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If you think health care is expensive now, just wait ’til it’s free.
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The body is forever teaching us lessons. There are all sorts of things that we can’t do, shouldn’t do, had better not do very often or do for too long as we get older. The body makes its presence known.
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Bill Clinton is not a hypocrite. If a man believes that it is just and moral to redistribute wealth, there is nothing hypocritical in his attempts to redistribute some of that wealth to himself.
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The world is being run by irresponsible spoiled brats.
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Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
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