Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
ALAN JAY LERNERLots of cosy sky That God and I can share. I need air. I need air.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry.
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A third took the photographs. Another put the sketches in an exhibition, then into magazines, then in a book.
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Pleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I’ve never done before.
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On a clear day, how it will astound you That the glow of your feelings outshines every star.
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Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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On a clear day, rise and look around you, and you’ll see who you are.
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Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
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Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
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We used to say that inside Cecil Beaton there was another Cecil Beaton sending out lots of little Cecils into the world. One did the sets, another did the costumes.
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I’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
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By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.
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