Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
ALAN JAY LERNERA third took the photographs. Another put the sketches in an exhibition, then into magazines, then in a book.
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Just look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother.
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Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry.
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For a painter, the Mecca of the world for study, for inspiration, and for living is here on this star called Paris.
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A third took the photographs. Another put the sketches in an exhibition, then into magazines, then in a book.
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There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years!
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On a clear day, how it will astound you That the glow of your feelings outshines every star.
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You write a hit the same way you write a flop.
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The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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On a clear day, rise and look around you, and you’ll see who you are.
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Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
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On a clear day, on a clear day, you can see forever, and ever, and ever more.
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If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
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