We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSONThere are three days that are really slow for restaurants – Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.
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An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts, in speech or on paper, some style.
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Those who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic.
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It says little about the person. Our differences and prejudices pale next to our historic challenge.
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They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
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I think it is embarrassing to all of us who truly know the mission of the Refugee Act.
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The word liberal distinguishes whatever nourishes the mind and spirit from the training which is merely practical or professional or from the trivialities which are no training at all.
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The debate takes on tinges of racism, emotion.
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Here is what she said, ‘I believe the truth is that we have no strong causal link between IRCA and discrimination.
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There is no “slippery slope” toward loss of liberty, only a long staircase where each step down must first be tolerated by the American people and their leaders.
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There are three days that are really slow for restaurants – Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.
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I have had the rich satisfaction of knowing and working with many openly gay and lesbian Americans.
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Reagan didn’t put anything off the table, if he felt it was for the good of the American people to tweak the tax system.
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And I have come to realize that “gay” is an artificial category when it comes to measuring a man or woman’s on-the-job performance or commitment to shared goals.
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So let us take our fair share of the true refugees and act responsible as a government in providing for their necessary expenses.
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In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.
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