The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
ALAN JAY LERNERStay close to the young… and a little rubs off.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
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By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.
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Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
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On a clear day, rise and look around you, and you’ll see who you are.
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All to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.
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It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry.
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Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
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England still will be here without you.
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Just look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother.
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If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
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Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can’t a woman be like that?
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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