I don’t talk very well. With writing, you’ve time to get it right. Also I’ve found the more I talk the less I write, and if I didn’t write no one would want me to talk anyway.
ALAN BENNETTAnd if it can be explained that it can be explained away.’ ‘But this is History. Distance yourselves.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Our father the novelist; my husband the poet. He belongs to the ages – just don’t catch him at breakfast.
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I can walk. It’s just that I’m so rich I don’t need to.
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To begin with, it’s true, she read with trepidation and some unease.
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I tried to explain to her the significance of the great poet, but without much success,
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History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.
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But then books, as I’m sure you know, seldom prompt a course of action.
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The longer I practise medicine, the more convinced I am there are only two types of cases: those that involve taking the trousers off and those that don’t.
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Of course they’re out of date. Standards are always out of date. That is what makes them standards.
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The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it’s on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.
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Books, bread and butter, mashed potato – one finishes what’s on one’s plate. That’s always been my philosophy.
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One of the hardest things for boys to learn is that a teacher is human.
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I’m not “happy” but I’m not unhappy about it.
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That’s a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.
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We don’t see it, and because we don’t see it this means that there is no period so remote as the recent past.
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We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
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