I’m not “happy” but I’m not unhappy about it.
ALAN BENNETTFar from wanting time to pass, one just wishes one had more of it. If one wanted to pass the time one could go to New Zealand.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Never read the Bible as if it means something. Or at any rate don’t try and mean it. Nor prayers.
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You must take people as they come. Remember, too that though you will generally know more about the condition than the patient, it is the patient who has the condition and this if nothing else bestows on him or her a kind of wisdom.
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His writing is that of someone whose whole life was spent in apartments, with lifts, stairwells, muffled voices behind closed doors, and sounds through walls.
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If I am doing nothing, I like to be doing nothing to some purpose. That is what leisure means.
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The trouble is, as soon as you’ve chosen somebody it obscures anybody else you might have thought of.
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It [Cambridge] wasn’t a holy grail in the sense that I’d never been to Cambridge.
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One reads for pleasure…it is not a public duty.
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I’m all in favour of free expression provided it’s kept rigidly under control.
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[talking about the Holocaust] ‘But to put something in context is a step towards saying it can be understood and that it can be explained.
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Why is it always the “intelligent” people who are socialists?
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If you find yourself born in Barnsley and then set your sights on being Virginia Woolf it is not going to be roses all the way.
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I was an only child. I lost both my parents. By the time I was twenty I was bald. I’m homosexual.
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Definition of a classic: a book everyone is assumed to have read and often thinks they have.
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Cloisters, ancient libraries … I was confusing learning with the smell of cold stone.
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Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.
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