If I had to sum up my work, I suppose that’s it really: I’m taking the pith out of reality.
ALAN BENNETTMy school was a state school in Leeds and the headmaster usually sent students to Leeds University but he didn’t normally send them to Oxford or Cambridge.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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A book is a device to ignite the imagination.
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You have the knowledge but that does not entitle you to be superior. Knowledge makes you the servant not the master.
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Put him in a nice detached villa and he’d never have written a word.
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A composite too are the neighbours, Pauline and Rufus, though I have made Rufus a publisher in remembrance of my neighbour, the late Colin Haycraft, the proprietor of Duckworth’s.
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We don’t see it, and because we don’t see it this means that there is no period so remote as the recent past.
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Sometimes there is no next time, no time-outs, no second chances. Sometimes it’s now or never.
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Deluded liberal that I am, I persist in thinking that those with a streak of sexual unorthodoxy ought to be more tolerant of their fellows than those who lead an entirely godly, righteous and sober life.
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Here I sit, alone at 60, Bald and fat and full of sin Cold the seat, and loud the cistern As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin
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The nearest my parents came to alcohol was at Holy Communion and they utterly overestimated its effects.
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I turned down a knighthood. It would be like having to wear a suit every day of your life.
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I think the writer’s quite low down in the hierarchy really. But the fact that they took the piss out of Nicholas [Hynter] who, besides being the director, is also director of the National Theatre is, I’d have thought, slightly more risky.
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The appeal of reading, she thought, lay in its indifference: there was something undeferring about literature.
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A bookshelf is as particular to its owner as are his or her clothes; a personality is stamped on a library just as a shoe is shaped by the foot.
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And if it can be explained that it can be explained away.’ ‘But this is History. Distance yourselves.
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Life is generally something that happens elsewhere.
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