The trouble is, as soon as you’ve chosen somebody it obscures anybody else you might have thought of.
ALAN BENNETTNever read the Bible as if it means something. Or at any rate don’t try and mean it. Nor prayers.
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All the effort went into getting there and then I had nothing left. I thought I’d got somewhere, then I found I had to go on.
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We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn’t obey the rules.
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…she felt about reading what some writers felt about writing: that it was impossible not to do it and that at this late stage of her life she had been chosen to read as others were chosen to write.
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And one of the historian’s jobs is to anticipate what our perspective of that period will be… even on the Holocaust.
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The masters had no idea what was expected of you in the scholarship exam, so you just had to busk it really.
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Standards are always out of date. That’s what makes them standards.
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I’m not “happy” but I’m not unhappy about it.
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A composite too are the neighbours, Pauline and Rufus, though I have made Rufus a publisher in remembrance of my neighbour, the late Colin Haycraft, the proprietor of Duckworth’s.
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Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
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You go to a book to have your convictions corroborated.
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Of course they’re out of date. Standards are always out of date. That is what makes them standards.
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A photograph on every mantlepiece. And all this mourning has veiled the truth. It’s not so much lest we forget, as lest we remember.
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There is no such thing as a good script, onlya good film, and I’m conscious that my scripts often read better than they play.
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The Waste Land not figuring very largely in Mam’s scheme of things. “The thing is,” I said finally, “he won the Nobel Prize.” “Well,” she said, with that unerring grasp of inessentials which is the prerogative of mothers, “I’m not surprised. It was a beautiful overcoat.”
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Definition of a classic: a book everyone is assumed to have read and often thinks they have.
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