The appeal of reading, she thought, lay in its indifference: there was something undeferring about literature.
ALAN BENNETTAt the drabber moments of my life (swilling some excrement from the steps, for instance, or rooting with a bent coat-hanger down a blocked sink) thoughts occur like.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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A composite too are the neighbours, Pauline and Rufus, though I have made Rufus a publisher in remembrance of my neighbour, the late Colin Haycraft, the proprietor of Duckworth’s.
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Schweitzer in the Congo did not derive more moral credit than Larkin did for living in Hull.
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Were we closer to the ground as children, or is the grass emptier now?
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…she felt about reading what some writers felt about writing: that it was impossible not to do it and that at this late stage of her life she had been chosen to read as others were chosen to write.
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So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
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Polly: Education with socialists, it’s like sex, all right as long as you don’t have to pay for it.
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The thing I think about is that once you’ve done it, you then start to think about what you’re going to do next.
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If you find yourself born in Barnsley and then set your sights on being Virginia Woolf it is not going to be roses all the way.
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Sometimes there is no next time, no time-outs, no second chances. Sometimes it’s now or never.
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A bookshelf is as particular to its owner as are his or her clothes; a personality is stamped on a library just as a shoe is shaped by the foot.
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Of course they’re out of date. Standards are always out of date. That is what makes them standards.
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Life is generally something that happens elsewhere.
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Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
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I’ve never forgotten that experience. But I had nobody at school that was either like Hector or Irwin.
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Nor did they seem to think one had done them a kindness by reading their writings. Rather they had done one the kindness by writing them.
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