Were we closer to the ground as children, or is the grass emptier now?
ALAN BENNETTAt the drabber moments of my life (swilling some excrement from the steps, for instance, or rooting with a bent coat-hanger down a blocked sink) thoughts occur like.
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If I had to sum up my work, I suppose that’s it really: I’m taking the pith out of reality.
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To begin with, it’s true, she read with trepidation and some unease.
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Books did not care who was reading them or whether one read them or not. All readers were equal, herself included. Literature, she thought, is a commonwealth; letters a republic.
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Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
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But then, when I did go, the contrast between Leeds, which was very black and sooty in those days, and Cambridge, which seemed like something out of a fairystory, in the grip of a hard frost, was just wonderful.
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Sometimes there is no next time, no time-outs, no second chances. Sometimes it’s now or never.
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Books are not about passing time. They’re about other lives. Other worlds.
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I don’t talk very well. With writing, you’ve time to get it right. Also I’ve found the more I talk the less I write, and if I didn’t write no one would want me to talk anyway.
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Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.
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Authors, she soon decided, were probably best met within the pages of their novels, and were as much creatures of the reader’s imagination as the characters in their books.
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Of course my standards are out of date! That’s why they’re called standards.
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The nearest my parents came to alcohol was at Holy Communion and they utterly overestimated its effects.
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Those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories.
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So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
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All the effort went into getting there and then I had nothing left. I thought I’d got somewhere, then I found I had to go on.
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