The longer I practise medicine, the more convinced I am there are only two types of cases: those that involve taking the trousers off and those that don’t.
ALAN BENNETTBooks did not care who was reading them or whether one read them or not. All readers were equal, herself included. Literature, she thought, is a commonwealth; letters a republic.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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I can walk. It’s just that I’m so rich I don’t need to.
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We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn’t obey the rules.
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It [Cambridge] wasn’t a holy grail in the sense that I’d never been to Cambridge.
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So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
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The appeal of reading, she thought, lay in its indifference: there was something undeferring about literature.
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Books, bread and butter, mashed potato – one finishes what’s on one’s plate. That’s always been my philosophy.
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Knowing as their own dusk falls that they will only be remembered for remembering someone else.
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To play Trivial Pursuit with a life like mine could be said to be a form of homeopathy.
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Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.
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What I’m above all primarily concerned with is the substance of life, the pith of reality.
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Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale is diminished in proportion to that of space it would be quite possible for the whole story of Greece and Rome to be played out between farts.
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Were we closer to the ground as children, or is the grass emptier now?
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The nearest my parents came to alcohol was at Holy Communion and they utterly overestimated its effects.
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I’ve never seen the point of the sea, except where it meets the land. The shore has a point. The sea has none.
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Once I start a book I finish it. That was the way one was brought up.
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