The liturgy is best treated and read as if it’s someone announcing the departure of trains.
ALAN BENNETTBooks did not care who was reading them or whether one read them or not. All readers were equal, herself included. Literature, she thought, is a commonwealth; letters a republic.
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God doesn’t do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, “Can I be excused the Crucifixion?” No!
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You go to a book to have your convictions corroborated.
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Those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories.
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You have the knowledge but that does not entitle you to be superior. Knowledge makes you the servant not the master.
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It’s subjunctive history. You know, the subjunctive? The mood used when something may or may not have happened. When it is imagined.
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Never read the Bible as if it means something. Or at any rate don’t try and mean it. Nor prayers.
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And now, here it is, set down by someone else, a person you have never met, someone even who is long dead. And it is as if a hand has come out, and taken yours
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Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
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So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
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The Breed never dies. Sapper, Buchan, Dornford Yates, practitioners in that school of Snobbery withViolence that runs like a thread of good-class tweed through twentieth-century literature.
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f they’d been working with Alec Guinness, for instance, they wouldn’t have known they were born if they’d not towed the line!
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I’ve never seen the point of the sea, except where it meets the land. The shore has a point. The sea has none.
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Our perspective on the past alters. Looking back, immediately in front of us is dead ground.
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I think perhaps that’s why I live in Ibiza, because the blue of the Mediterranean, you see, reminds me of the blue of the eyes of those Doncaster miners.
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Children always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception.
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