I lack what the English call character, by which they mean the power to refrain.
ALAN BENNETTNor did they seem to think one had done them a kindness by reading their writings. Rather they had done one the kindness by writing them.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting.
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I’m not good at precise, coherent argument. But plays are suited to incoherent argument, put into the mouths of fallible people.
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There’s very little in the substance of [THE LADY IN THE VAN] which is not fact though some adjustments have had to be made.
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It’s subjunctive history. You know, the subjunctive? The mood used when something may or may not have happened. When it is imagined.
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The longer I practise medicine, the more convinced I am there are only two types of cases: those that involve taking the trousers off and those that don’t.
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God doesn’t do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, “Can I be excused the Crucifixion?” No!
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The nearest my parents came to alcohol was at Holy Communion and they utterly overestimated its effects.
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Illogically, I tend to assume that if you ( Philip Larkin) dream of caning schoolgirls bottoms, it disqualifies you from dismissing half the nation as work-shy.
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His writing is that of someone whose whole life was spent in apartments, with lifts, stairwells, muffled voices behind closed doors, and sounds through walls.
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting. Briefing closes down a subject, reading opens it up.
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[talking about the Holocaust] ‘But to put something in context is a step towards saying it can be understood and that it can be explained.
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Standards are always out of date. That’s what makes them standards.
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Clichés can be quite fun. That’s how they got to be clichés.
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I can walk. It’s just that I’m so rich I don’t need to.
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But most men regard their life as a poem that women threaten.
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