Here I sit, alone at 60, Bald and fat and full of sin Cold the seat, and loud the cistern As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin
ALAN BENNETTWe started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn’t obey the rules.
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[B]riefing is not reading. In fact it is the antithesis of reading. Briefing is terse, factual and to the point.
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The masters had no idea what was expected of you in the scholarship exam, so you just had to busk it really.
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We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
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Your whole life is on the other side of the glass. And there is nobody watching.
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So, half a dozen of us tried – not all of us in history – and we all eventually got in. So, to that extent, it [The History Boys] comes out of my own experience.
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Why do we not care to acknowledge them? The cattle, the body count.
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Art comes out of art; it begins with imitation, often in the form of parody, and it’s in the process of imitating the voice of others that one comes to learn the sound of one’s own.
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Books did not care who was reading them or whether one read them or not. All readers were equal, herself included. Literature, she thought, is a commonwealth; letters a republic.
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Books generally just confirm you in what you have, perhaps unwittingly, decided to do already.
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And if it can be explained that it can be explained away.’ ‘But this is History. Distance yourselves.
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Nor did they seem to think one had done them a kindness by reading their writings. Rather they had done one the kindness by writing them.
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That’s a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.
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But then books, as I’m sure you know, seldom prompt a course of action.
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There’s very little in the substance of [THE LADY IN THE VAN] which is not fact though some adjustments have had to be made.
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All the effort went into getting there and then I had nothing left. I thought I’d got somewhere, then I found I had to go on.
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