I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
AL YANKOVICI’m very analytical, I’m very precise.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Well I’ve made no secret of my life long love of MAD Magazine, it’s probably my first and greatest influence in terms of my comic sensibilities. I’ve known John [Ficarra] for many years, and we’ve been friends.
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Because you’re supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go “Oh, it’s ‘Weird Al.'”
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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows.
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You don’t need to be defined by your job.
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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
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I know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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It’s very much a “Weird Al” themed issue, so I’d like to think that there’s a lot of “Weird Al” flavor throughout but I think it’d be generous really to call me an editor.
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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I don’t want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to ‘The Flintstones’?’
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A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.
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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
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I don’t watch anything on a regular basis – I tend to binge-watch things.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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I’ve always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That’s something that I’ve been proactive about.
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