Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
AL YANKOVIC
If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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I know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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It’s hard to really articulate what the parameters are that make one song parody-able and another song not, but if I can come up with a good enough idea for it, I go for it, and if not, then I have to move on.
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I can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.
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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.
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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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That’s a big part of my life – doing things that I’m not prepared to do.
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After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.
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Beans, beans, the magic legumes – the more you ingest, the more you consume.
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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career.
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I do original songs in the style of other artists, where I try to learn all their musical idiosyncrasies and try to do something that sounds like them and yet is a bit more sick and twisted.
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I don’t want to pooh-pooh modern pop. I appreciate that as well, but my personal favorite kind of music is guitar-based rock. I like grunge and garage bands and alternative music, but that’s more my personal taste.
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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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