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I’m obviously not a rapper, and I don’t have any claims to be one, really.

Al Yankovic

There’s a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody.
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What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist’s performance on whether or not they had a good seat?
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I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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I can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.
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I’ve done a movie and a TV series, and someday I’d like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.
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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
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About four or five months ago, at a dinner in New York, John made the very nice offer of my being guest editor for an issue of MAD and I thought about it for about half a nanosecond and decided that was a pretty good idea.
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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.
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After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.
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There’s enough people that do unfunny music. I’ll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.
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The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I’ve parodied over the years.
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I’ve always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it!
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So I’m one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on ‘The Simpsons,’ which I’m very flattered by.
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So I try not to pick songs that I know would drive me crazy.
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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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Not any specific one, but I was a huge fan of Frank Jacobs, I guess he wrote the plurality of the song parodies for MAD, Sam Hart, a few others, but that was also where I was first exposed to the art form of song parodies.
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