When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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So I’m one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on ‘The Simpsons,’ which I’m very flattered by.
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I’m obviously not a rapper, and I don’t have any claims to be one, really.
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Because you’re supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go “Oh, it’s ‘Weird Al.'”
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On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
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I’ve always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it!
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Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
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So that’s why one of my rules of parody writing is that it’s gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I’ve focused more of my attention on that.
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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I’ll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I’ll go bowling.
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I mean, I hate to gloat, but I’m extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.
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I can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise. I mean, I don’t write for kids.
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I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny.
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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