I don’t think there are any new media I’d like to cover.
AL YANKOVICI can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it’s very difficult to figure out where I fit.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the storyline, or I’ll write a notebook full of ideas of anecdotes or story points.
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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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In the ’80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear – that if I didn’t, people would soon forget about me.
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I’m an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I’m a relation to Frankenstein’s creation.
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I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak.
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As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.
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In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I’ve been able to hang around longer than most “serious” acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don’t realize there’s a lot of craft behind the comedy.
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I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.
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Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you’ll be watching TV, and it’ll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you’ll actually find yourself thinking,
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I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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