In fact, when I come up with an idea for a parody I try to resist the urge to Google the idea to see if someone has done it already because the answer is almost always, “Yes, of course they have, they’ve thought of it!”
AL YANKOVICI can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows.
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I don’t like to label myself. I know I’m very hard to pigeonhole.
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Ever since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
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I mean, I hate to gloat, but I’m extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.
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I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children’s book was something that I’d been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.
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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
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I’m obviously not a rapper, and I don’t have any claims to be one, really.
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In the ’80s, I was the only game in town, I was the only one getting that kind of exposure in any rotation on MTV.
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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you’re doing?
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I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
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There aren’t that many superstars around anymore.
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There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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People never ask people doing serious music, ‘Do you ever think about doing funny music?’
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I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I’ll catch up.
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