I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career.
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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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My personal taste doesn’t enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.
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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
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I try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I’m working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life.
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After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.
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There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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I’m obviously not a rapper, and I don’t have any claims to be one, really.
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I’ve always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it!
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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I’ve focused more of my attention on that.
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I don’t want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to ‘The Flintstones’?’
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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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