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There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

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There’s a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody.
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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.
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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
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I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing.
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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And then I’ll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
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Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that’s not me.
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You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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Beans, beans, the magic legumes – the more you ingest, the more you consume.
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That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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I’m known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.
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I try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I’m working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.
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